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Texts From MA, Issue 17

nosugrefneb — Tue, 04 May 2010 13:34:55 +0000

Find a bank for me to rob! ON nD campus a H says”I can see mself going here”! Buds just coming out channeling Dad…..

Translation:

Find a bank for me to rob! On [Notre Dame] campus and Hannah says, “I can see myself going here!” [God, her father is such an asshole.]

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Texts From MA, Issue 16

nosugrefneb — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:01:57 +0000

Great! Have a gr8t time

“Eight” ends with a T. Like you typed three words earlier. Just saying.

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Texts From MA, Issue 15

nosugrefneb — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:01:17 +0000

C m

I get a few of these a week. It’s her textspeak for “call me”. Which she texts to me. Using her cellular telephone. To implore me to then call her on said device.

It’s the sole reason we instituted these, however briefly.

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Texts From MA, Issue 14

nosugrefneb — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:01:16 +0000

WHat scientest died@u of c,?

My mom is a doctor. She takes peoples’ lives in her hands every day.

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Texts From MA, Issue 13

nosugrefneb — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:01:20 +0000

“were u at?”

Not sure why she felt quotes were necessary. Or how she found them on her phone.

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